big girl in a big world.

The baked chicken came out perfect! I couldn’t find the recipe for the quinoa so I went off what I (think) I remembered. The quinoa has English cucumber, grape tomatoes, olive, lemon, a little bit of olive oil and salt and pepper. Oh and feta. Serve the quinoa cold.

I have to continuously delete photos of myself on here because they always end up being reblogged by porn tumblr.

First of all, I’m not even showing anything but my (fabulous) face so how my face is porn I don’t know.

Is there a way to block people on here?! I cause I’m also tired of you creepy dudes sending me pictures of your UNIMPRESSIVE penis.

I’m pretty sure I’ve never said I wanted to see anyone’s dick. Like I’m 100% sure. I have one I can see whenever I want in person so please keep it in your pants. Maybe no one told you this but there are other ways to let a woman know she’s attractive to you. Maybe if you knew how to do that you wouldn’t be on the freaking Internet sending strangers unsolicited pictures of your tiny penis.

We are hanging out for the next 2 hours. Yes she is looking a little scraggly but I’m waiting for her grooming appt.

:)

Hi, it’s me. Just waiting for my date to hurry up so we can watch the great gatsby.

I’ll miss you Vegas.

Turn down for whooooo? #nobody

The magic is in the flat iron. Heading to Vegas this morning.

To the anon who asked for my avi pic.

Outside, enjoying southern California’s wine country